给一篇英文短文,有意思一点的.

给一篇英文短文,有意思一点的.
给一篇英文短文,有意思一点的.

给一篇英文短文,有意思一点的.
Once there was a little girl and she went shopping with her mother.They bought a pair of knickers that were the same for each of them.Th next day they wore them,and they went shopping again.They took a lift to the top floor and while in the lift the little girl pulled down her and her mothers skirt and said,"Me and my mummy have the same underwear!" The mother was so embarresed!
I am not a good story-teller,and the content of this short passage is not original.I don't think it is funny,but a little of life.

We are happy with the
We have to put up with
We look forward to with the same
We have wind and rain
We have to pursue
We kept the same as Jane's love
When the Tangshan ea...

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We are happy with the
We have to put up with
We look forward to with the same
We have wind and rain
We have to pursue
We kept the same as Jane's love
When the Tangshan earthquake in wound healing, when the 98-year major floods to Jiang, in February, when winter snows have been warming people's hearts, 5.12 ah, in at 14:28 on May 12, the earth, "Cameroon" A Loud noise, Wenchuan Ka lives in the throat ......
Sichuan 8 earthquake has shocked the world, the people in the disaster areas also affects the fate of the 1.3 billion Chinese people's heart.
"A pure white, beautiful and amazing flowers, heavy rain and strong wind facing the firm, stood far away my mind, he was exposed to the elements it, the characters forever. I suddenly wake up at the moment, this image is in the Wenchuan Earthquake burst out in a variety of moving power and spirit of the awesome form of spirits, the beauty of the 'flower of life'. Mingming Zhong I think I have to show it out. "SHU Yong-known contemporary artists to receive a few days ago in Guangzhou An interview with reporters, said that he decided to create the "flower of life" sculptures, it will be dedicated to all victims of the earthquake, and survivors of the earthquake, as well as to contribute to the people of the world in order to "change this part of history Enough to touch. "
Survival and death on the trip so thin door, pushed open the door of death,再也回不到birth, life is so fragile and volatile, in 2008, the Chinese talent from out of the shadow of the snow disaster, Shu Liao is a natural disaster, and there have been four Chuan Wenchuan 7.8 earthquake.
Another small love will be multiplied by 1.3 billion into a love of the sea, and then divided by the difficulties of 1.3 billion will become insignificant, love always around us, not to give up hope and expect that we will win. Relentless natural disasters, people love, Wenchuan, hold on! We are confident that you will be out of this long dark night, ushering in the dawn of the dawn!
2.
Yesterday, still scene of a Ruhuasiyu. Sit prosperous city. An unexpected 8.0 earthquake destroyed mercilessly into the endless ruins. Tens of thousands of lives in the blink of an eye that died! All that beautiful Suddenly from heaven into hell. Although the earthquake is over, but the earthquake has also left behind a great loss to continue.. Not the people in the disaster areas to eat, not to wear, not to live. My mind has been unwittingly took a heart-rending.
No love Valentine's earthquake, disaster relentless, there is human love. A party in trouble, eight points of the compass support, to stimulate a national disaster compatriots concerted efforts, working with lives, overcome difficulties and rebuild a harmonious life and rebuild their beautiful homeland, the determination and confidence.
After the outbreak of the earthquake in the day. Over the Liuxun Premier Wen. And then the first time and rushed to the earthquake relief on the front line, he works actively. Moderate his. His kind-hearted. Time to move forward to the National People's hearts and minds. We are all Have lent a helping hand. The people to donate to the disaster area on their own hard-earned money. The people of the provinces are requested to actively participate in the rescue detachment. Risk their lives to the disaster areas to participate in the rescue operations.
Every time hear on TV who have been buried in the ruins below the suffering of the people crying for help and those who see the birth parents had no children became orphans. Spiritual pain again and again to hit me, They want to help these poor children.
When I saw the children lying on a stretcher, was cast a white face, holding hands tightly, his parents around him, constantly calling his son's nicknames ..... but life is so fragile, this also yesterday A lovely and lively children so never leave the love of his parents. Unconsciously looking at looking at the tears blurred my eyes.
The earthquake which always affects all our hearts, in the rainy season, for the people in the disaster areas into a warm. Even a small move.
2008 at 14:28 on May 12. We will never forget that amazing scene. While the people in the disaster areas has not been adequate treatment of the material. But as long as we are doing together, but no degree of difficulty There is no war over the suffering of the Chinese people has always been indomitable, I still remember the disaster areas in Wenjing Li said a word, "Hill can be mobile, but can not shake the Chinese people's determination to earthquake relief; water can be blocked, but blocked Not the Hong Kong compatriots and the mainland compatriots, fellow feeling. "Since the earthquake, China's has been from all over the world to help the rescue continued. It is our sincere and enthusiastic about the soul continues. I believe in the near future. We will To see an ideal city will be displayed before our eyes.
We do not have too many flowery language of the modification, there is no earth-shattering deeds, not to mention moving the spread, it moved the soul of everyone, I do not know in the earthquake, the orphaned children of the number, with no family How many, but I only know that the life of every human being behind the dawn, have an unforgettable words. No need to use the term fine brush modified, but still shining bright, and that is love. We love the people throughout the country.
The earthquake not only a severe test, but also a love dedication in the face of simple, has a beating heart rhythm of the same spin, let us do my modest hit, in extraordinary times, and tested more It is our solidarity, love Valentine's earthquake-free, let us work together so that the people in the disaster areas take heart, take them out of the pain and grief that some of the land, such as the well-being of a boat up the river sad, fast seismic fury, but not shock We live hand the strength of the co-determination!
.. In the disaster areas to work together to offer valuable people love ..
Let us united. ..... Earthquake relief

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The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature for a party on his route. Receiving no response to his knock on the front door, he went around to the back door which he found open, ex...

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The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature for a party on his route. Receiving no response to his knock on the front door, he went around to the back door which he found open, except for the screen door. He knocked. A high pitch voice from inside said, "Come in."
Upon entering the kitchen, he was confronted by the largest German Shepard he had ever seen. The dog bared his fangs menacingly, forcing the mail man against the wall. The mail man shouted, "Lady, call off you dog before he eats me alive."
The only response he got was that same high pitch voice coming from the next room saying, "Come in."
Pressing his body against the wall, he slowly worked his way to the door way leading to the next room. Looking around, he saw the room was empty, except for a parrot in a cage. After the threat from the huge dog, he was becoming quite irate and said to the parrot.
"Darn you, don´t you know any words besides ´Come in?"
Without a moments hesitation the parrot responded, "Sic him!"

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