作业帮英语简短冷笑话,并有中文翻译.
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英语简短冷笑话,并有中文翻译.
英语简短冷笑话,并有中文翻译.
英语简短冷笑话,并有中文翻译.
white man：are you Black?
black man：no,i'm White.
白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）
黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）
Dentist: I'm sorry, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars
Mother: But I thought you only charged five dollars
Dentist: But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients away
"Are we poisonous?"the young snake asked his mother"Yes"she replied "Why do you ask""I've just bitten my tongue"
“我有毒吗”一幼蛇问母亲“是的”她回答，“你问这个干什么”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头”
1.A male deer ran faster and faster ran faster and faster ran faster and faster, finally he becomes highway (deer).
一只公鹿越跑越快越跑越快越跑越快，最后他变成高速公路（鹿）了。
一位先生提著提琴赶著去表演
询问一位女士如何前往卡内基大厅
" How can I go to Carnegie Hall?"
女士却回道"Practice! Practice! Practice! "
Hey I heard everyone was yelling about a big rave in Japan.
我听说日本人人都在说一个很大（摇头派对）大海啸。